I think I laughed so hard I woke my neighbours up
SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB
How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat
Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.
Hi I’m a thought. You may not know but there is thousands of us in your head maybe even more. Sometimes we like to change you and make you wonder about life, love and who you are. And when you are alone we are all there for you at once running around to let you know we are here, like a constant noise you can’t yell out so you try and blow us out with a gun. But then you are gone too. Good luck trying to get rid of us because we are always there even when you are already down.
This tundra will never match the cold in my heart
The highway will never be as busy as my mind
Love left both my eyes blind
I was dead from the start
cats are so fucking pointless i want 10,000
"why isnt your homework done?"
"why didnt you clean your room?"
"why were you late to work?"
"why did you kill your family?"