Life? The thing outside? Sounds too confusing.

freakinmi:

I love Marvel movies. 

New law, a year in hell for every bad pun you make. Sentence will increase with how bad it is.

sonlco:

alexicography:

Tibetan Mastiffs are apparently Pokemons.

10/10 would ride it into battle

sonlco:

alexicography:

Tibetan Mastiffs are apparently Pokemons.

10/10 would ride it into battle

Voices

Everyone I meet and become friends with leaves.. they have no idea that my ins has almost like downloaded them. The way they act and think and talk… Paige, steph, Jenny, chelsae, veronica, Haley….. They all became a voice in my head now. I try to remember they are real friends but they only feel like a soft whisper that talks to you ocsssionally. Conversations with myself turn into one with them and then one conversation with all of them at once. I say this now because I A don’t know what to do and B wanted it somewhere out of my head. I wish I could feel they were real again.

benshaws:

When a dad found out he was going to be a grandpa.

He looks like a kid when their dreams come true!

massacrechips:

I think I laughed so hard I woke my neighbours up

massacrechips:

I think I laughed so hard I woke my neighbours up

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

Circles, are just out of shape ovals.

The mundanes of society are the reason I want to watch the world burn.

Hi I’m a thought. You may not know but there is thousands of us in your head maybe even more. Sometimes we like to change you and make you wonder about life, love and who you are. And when you are alone we are all there for you at once running around to let you know we are here, like a constant noise you can’t yell out so you try and blow us out with a gun. But then you are gone too. Good luck trying to get rid of us because we are always there even when you are already down.